You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes

Which of the X-Men Are You?
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Telegram 1

 

A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife - 'I wish you were here.'

 

The message received by wife - 'I wish you were her.'

 

 

Telegram 2

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as - 'Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.'

 

 

Telegram 3

 

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "You are not getting older you are getting better".

 

The salesman asks, "how do you want me to put it?"

 

The man says, "You are not getting older, at the top and you are getting better at the bottom." The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake - 'You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom.'

 

 

 

Trivia Questions, June 18^th

 

1.     Name the actress who starred as sexy P.I. Honey West in the series of the same name.  (Bonus: What kind of animal was her pet?)

2.     What 2005 movie release gave us the following line:  I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?

3.     According to tradition, who was the thirteenth person to enter the Upper Room for “The Last Supper”?*

4.     Who invented the first submarine (The Turtle) to be used in a combat situation? 

5.     What novelist has given us such memorable characters as TickTock and Odd Thomas?

6.     What city in the southwestern U.S. was named for a legendary bird known for its death and resurrection?*

7.     Who played bounty hunter, Josh Randall, in the classic television series Wanted: Dead or Alive?*

8.     What U.S. state has the motto: “Dirigo” (I Lead)?*

9.     What is the second most abundant element found in the Earth’s crust?*

10.  What acid is known as oil of vitriol?*

*Taken or adapted from Trivia Why’s Vol. 3 by Trivia Why Guy