That's Amore

Disney- Everybody Loves Somebody

Little Ole Wine Drinker Me

1.     What was the last thing you baked?

I always bake a lopsided birthday cake for my wife's birthday.  I'm embarrassed by the way it looks but she likes it.

2.     What was the last thing you tried on for size?

Shirt and pants, the last time I went shopping for clothes.

3.     What was the last thing you purchased on credit?

Autographed copies of books from Murder by the Book via the internet

4.     What was the last thing you put a postage stamp on?

I belong to Paperbackswap.com So the last thing I put stamps on was a paperback book I was mailing to someone who had requested it.

5.     What was the last thing you took a photo of?

Chimps, apes, bears, and penguins at the St Louis Zoo last weekend.

Here are the questions:

1. What was the last thing you baked?
2. What was the last thing you tried on for size?
3. What was the last thing you purchased on credit?
4. What was the last thing you put a postage stamp on?
5. What was the last thing you took a photo of?

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.

He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.

The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: "You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds."

"Impossible", said the embarrassed man.

"You really know what I think?"

"Yes."

The lady replied, "Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom."