Definitions you won't find in the dictionary!

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

The Blogger Inquirer has been postponed.   Usually, the person interviewed one week interviews a blogger of his/her choice for the next edition.

As everyone knows, Hailey has been fighting double pneumonia.  She fought to finish her interview even though she was sick and hurting at the time.  I thought it would be appropiate to wait until she's back on her feet to see if she wants to do the next interview.

Don't worry...This isn't like a television show that goes on hiatus.  The Inquirer will be back.  Until then, please continue to pray for Hailey's recovery.