A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.  The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police.  A police officer pulled the car over.  A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here.  I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another.  So I  had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"  The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

Periodically, I like to mention some new blogs I found.  They might have been around for a while, but they’re new to me.  Here are today’s links:

·                       Fairweather Lewis  This blog will soon be celebrating its one year anniversary.  I just discovered it about a month ago.  Interesting posts on a wide range of topics.

·                       Blogstream Community Church  I have to mention the church blog.  Heide, PraywithHope, and Bookworm are continuing the blog that Girlpreacher started.  We offer a weekly service for those who like to worship on the internet.

·                       A Sparkling American Dream by Penny from Heaven This is a new blog that just started this week.  I like Penny’s style.

·                       Finding Good in Bad by Your Friend This blog is helping Your Friend work through the grieving process of losing his wife of 37 years.  He is trying to find good in bad.

·                       sabrina by Indian who is a fellow Missourian.  Great sense of humor and all around nice person.  Love her taste in music from Ray Charles to Whispering Bill.

·                       darkhorse by Cowboy  (Indian’s hubby)  Another Missourian.  He always makes me smile with his warped sense of humor.  Kind of reminds me of myself.  He also loves country music.  This week he posted the Singing Brakeman, Jimmie Rodgers, on the Blogcrawl.

·                       Verbal Candy by Kendraplease This is a new blog that is dedicated to Hollywood gossip and random thoughts.  I especially like her thoughts on the infamous Tom Cruise video.

·                       Life and Times of a Teenage Nerd by karia_roses  This is a brand new blog by a talented 17 year old aspiring writer.  I discovered her blog when I noticed a mention of my favorite children’s series, The Warriors by Erin Hunter.  She has what I consider a great story posted on the Fanfiction site entitled Warrior Descending.  Check it out and let her know what you think.  The url for her story is: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1305786/digital_devotion

Indian Reservation

Mr. Sun, Mr. Moon

Too Much Talk

Louie, Louie

I can't make up my mind whether we should laugh or cry over the weirdness of Tom Cruise.  I think he made more sense when he was jumping up and down on the sofa on Oprah's show professing his love for Katie Holmes.

Tom Cruise-Scientologist